[SpaceCowboys-Announce] License to DJ (and our upcoming events, like our Uno de Mayo party, Burners Without Borders benefit, and more!)
Space Cowboys Announcements
announce at spacecowboys.org
Thu Apr 22 22:19:12 UTC 2010
Hello Friendly
Person:
It happens to everyone. It's the weekend, and you and
some friends head out to a bar or club. You wait in line, show your ID,
and maybe pay a cover. You empty your wallet on a round or two of
cocktails, and you smile because you know you're poised at the starting
block of an epic night out. But you look out on the dancefloor. It's
empty. You look around and see that no one is smiling and everyone looks a little annoyed, even the bartenders. Something is wrong, and then you realize what it is... it's the DJ. The DJ is bad. Horribly, criminally
bad. The DJ is sucking balls, and that means so will your night out.
Until now we've had to accept these scenarios as a bad roll of the dice, but now Space Cowboy's Bureau of Brilliant Ideas has cooked up a
solution that's long overdue: a License to DJ.
The concept is
simple. No longer will the DJ booth be an unregulated wild west where
charlatans, thugs, and degenerates of questionable taste shall be
permitted to operate with impunity. Instead, only those who've proven
themselves exemplary at entertaining by passing a stringent series of
tests (written and aural) shall attain the certification that allows
them to stand publicly behind a mixer. It's like the judiciary's bar
exam (though the DJ's bar exam will most likely really take place in a
real bar). And this won't simply be a pass/fail test. A License to DJ
will be similar to restaurants' sanitation ratings. Regardless of the
size of a venue, only DJs who've been rated 'A' will be permitted to
playing prime slots. DJs with a 'B' will be welcome to open and close,
but at no time will they be permitted to play songs with big build ups,
and unlike 'A's, there times 'B's will be obligated to play requests.
DJs who have 'C' licenses will be restricted to playing side rooms or in bathrooms (again, an 'A' DJ must play the prime slot, even in a
bathroom, or the 'C' DJ can opt to play any of the RIPEcast mixes from
Breakfast of Champions during that time slot, though they must remove
their headphones from the mixer at that time and present a placard that
says as much). 'D's will only be allowed to play the suburbs and bedroom communities, 'F's can play any venue they choose in Las Vegas.
Of course there will be those opportunistic snakeoil salesmen who'll buy
their licenses online. Desperate, under-funded promoters may book them,
blinded by the promises of cheaper thrills and impossible promises
(example: a dubstep DJ that swears he'll get everyone to dance, even the people who aren't on ketamine). So a regulatory agency will be formed,
and it will have agents vested with the power to ensure DJs comply with
the policies and ethical guidelines associated with licensure. "Better
to end early than suffer a bad DJ," shall be their motto and these
agents will be empowered to eject CDs, remove turntables needles, or
unplug laptops, as necessary when they find a DJ in violation of those
guidelines. This brings an end to the threat of having a DJ drop "Oops! I Did It Again" at the height of the party, as Polarbear did at the Black Rock Hoedown at Burning Man in 1999. Oh, the humanity! Drug testing
will be mandatory, though the music you play will determine whether the
tests should be positive or negative. Aggrieved promoters can bring
their cases to the agency, and DJs found to be afoul will suffer
disbarment and be banned from entering clubs or bars for the rest of
their lives.
xo,
8b
### UPCOMING EVENTS ###
4/22 Thursday - S.F. Carnival Eco Village
Pre-Party & Earth Day Extravaganza
Join us in the beautiful mission for this Earth Day Celebration in support
of C.A.T [cultural arts traditions- non profit]. Carnaval float
contingents and S.F Carnaval's Eco Village [Zona Verde]
Featured
performers include: Just added!! Pamala Parker band and Sistas Wit Style [Limbo and soca performance]
SILA [Afro Funk Band ]Winner of the
prestigious N.A.A.C.P Image award for Best World Beat Album of the year- 2010
Allstar Salsa drum band
Carnaval costume gala
D.J.
Jeremiah -Brazilian/Afro Moroccan fusion beats, featuring Rasa Vitalia
9pm -Our Cutting Edge Fashion Show - featuring Trunk designers Silver Lucy, Tamo, Miranda Caroligne, Kayo
and other local fashion designers including Miss Giggle Monster-
clothing will be for sale - so bring your wallet.
Tatseena
Serpent Siren Belly-Dance-
Surrealist Artist Frank Garvy and his
avaunt robots made from found and recycled objects
Paula Tejeda
-[Chile Lindo] Will be serving up Authentic Chilean Niman Organic Ranch
Beef Empanadas, Cheese-Jalapeño Empanadas, and Yves Meatless Ground
Vegan Empanadas come early for dinner and fashion show
We are
honored to have our M.C, THE BAG MONSTER in the house
Live Art ,
hula hoop performance WHAT A NIGHT !!
A Green Zone Presents
Production
www.sfcarnaval.com
The Blue Macaw
2565 Mission St., SF
8:00 pm - 1:00 am (fashion show @ 9)
$10
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=106817939348927&ref=mf
###
4/29 Thursday - C-Mon &
Kypski @ The Independent
plus Sweet Snacks (featuring members of Beats Antique and
Aphrodesia) / DJ Mancub
628 Divisadero @ Grove
Doors at 8:30pm, 21+
$10 pre-sale, $12 at the door
###
5/1 Saturday - Space Cowboyspresent Uno de Mayo @ Kelly's Mission Rock
A benefit for the 2010 Burning Man Temple
Oye Compadres! The Space Cowboys are pleased as
tequila-laced punch to invite you and yours to our ‘Uno de Mayo’ costume party... a Burning Man-style bacchanalia to benefit the 2010 Temple.
Join us, Saturday, May 1st at
Kelly’s Mission rock for a Mexicali-style throw-down unlike any other...
We got tequila... We got cerveza... We got bass...
We got mustaches for every last one of ya!
Oh, and we got a
mechanical bull!
Cowboy costume attire strongly encouraged... so strap on yer six-shooters, dust off them cowboy boots and come git down with your favorite Burning Man DJs...
con los Caballeros de Espacio
Shissla, 8ball, Brad Robinson, Aaron
Jae, shOOey, Tamo, Zach Moore
y
los amigos
Beth Murphy (House of Lotus), Dj Gravity (Pink Mammoth), Clarkie (The Deep End), Mace (Brass Tax)
y
mucho mas TBA! !Vamos a hacer una fiesta super-grande!
817 Terry Francois Boulevard @ Illinois
9:00pm - 4:00am
$10 presales at http://uno-de-mayo.eventbrite.com/, $15 con costume, $20 sin costume
Facebook invite: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=111162212247918
More info at http://www.spacecowboys.organd http://www.temple2010.org
###
5/7 Friday - Get N/OFF! - Happy Hour at Mars Bar
It's the first
Friday of the month, and that means it's time for 8Ball's N/OFF (New/Old Funk Friday)! SF’s most whoreable DJ 8ball new
school funk, breaks, mash-ups, hiphop and more. Drink specials, great
food, and a back patio—what more could you need to wind down from your
week.
Free, 5 – 9pm
Mars Bar – 798 Brannan Street (@ 7th)
###
5/9 Sunday - Howeird Street Fair
The Space Cowboys' Unimog will be at the fair parked on Minna @ 2nd Street
right in front of Anchor & Hope... with Space Cowboys and Brass Tax
DJs all day.
12:00pm - 8:00pm
http://www.howweird.org
###
5/14 Friday - Garage Mahal's 10th Birthday Party@ Paradise Lounge
Remember when you were
10 years old and got invited to that *one* birthday party that was
better than all of the others? Well, Garage Mahal invites you to help
celebrate our camp's 10th birthday and it promises to be the talk of the playground.
Cool kids, Geeks, and Freaks are all welcome to join the masses who have enjoyed our welcoming vibe on and off the Black
Rock Desert over the past ten years. You've come through in the clutch
for us, and we're happy to return the favor. All proceeds will go
towards the operation of our camp's art car and day party at a certain
place in Nevada.
We'll have a heavy petting zoo, ride the pony
contests, a magician, and plenty of sweet dirty beats that will last way past your bedtime.
Featuring your favorite class clowns:
8ball (Space Cowboys)
Deckard (Space Cowboys)
DingDong (Brass Tax)
Jive (FiX/Garage Mahal)
Kramer (Deep End)
Mace (Brass Tax)
Murphstar (SEISMIC)
Shissla (Space
Cowboys)
shOOey (Space Cowboys)
Smoove (Newsbreakz)
Spiral MD (Garage Mahal)
Tamo (Space Cowboys/Garage Mahal)
Trav (SEISMIC)
ViaJay (Angels of Bass)
Zach Moore (Space Cowboys/Gough Street Sessions)
A mere $10 gets you all this
and more. Don't be the only one in homeroom without a story to share...
1501 Folsom @ 11th Street
9:00pm - 4:00am
$10 cover
Facebook
invite: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=114625291898311
###
5/15 Saturday - Burners without Borderspresent Bordertown: An Old West Bonanza and Benefit@ Cellspace
Welcome to the rough and tumble frontier—an
area where anything can happen, dreams are realized, and no one can be
trusted! Hit the dusty trail with us and head to BORDERTOWN! Come as
your favorite old west character. Be the gunslinger, the showgirl, the
gold seeker, the outlaw, the cathouse Madame, the barkeep, or any of the denizens of Bordertown! Revel in three environments of performance,
music, art, dancing, decor, and merriment. Join us for our art auction
and walk home with fantastic deals on amazing one-of-a-kind art pieces.
100% of the net proceeds from Bordertown will go to benefit Burners Without
Borders projects worldwide. Help Burners Without Borders continue to
support worldwide efforts of civic and social activism. From continuing
relief work in areas devastated by Katrina, to relief efforts in Haiti,
to empowering African street kids through teaching the art of fire poi,
Burners Without Borders mission to bring the principle of gifting—common at Burning Man—to the greater world has been astoundingly successful.
Help Burners Without Borders projects continue to grow and achieve great things! For more information about Burners Without Borders projects
worldwide,
w/ DJ's Shissla & shOOey, and much more!
check out: http://www.burnerswithoutborders.org/
Email: Projects at BurnersWithoutBorders.org
To see BWB’s very real impact in Peru, check out this video: http://www.vimeo.com/10809028
2050 Bryant b/t 18th & 19th Street
8:00pm - 2:00am
$12 before 10:30pm, $20 after 10:30pm
Facebook invite: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=113979578630417
###
5/16 Sunday - House of Lotus' Bay to BreakersAfter-Party @ Milk: A benefit for the 2010 Burning Man Temple
Get your freakiness
warmed up and stretch out your big dance moves, cause Bay to Breakers is here! Join us for a full day of debauchery, as we migrate from
Golden Gate Park to the Milk Bar. It's been a long year of training and this
year we are readier than ever ...
* We've been pumping beats
instead of iron
* We've been doing windsprints with coolers of Tecate strapped to our back
* We've been skipping rope to a 4/4 beat in
pouring rain
* We've been on a strict diet of sunhiney funky dance
your ass off goodness
WITH DJs:
Mancub (SpaceCowboys)
Shissla (SpaceCowboys)
Murphstar (Seismic)
Beth Murphy (House of Lotus)
ShOOey (SpaceCowboys)
Mace (Brass Tax)
more TBA!
1840
Haight @ Stanyan
12:00pm -
9:000pm
$5 cover
### NEW MUSIC ###
The Space Cowboys are happy to report that syndication of The
RIPEcast is well under way and there are now three ways to
download or stream your favorite Cowboy DJs!
- Via The Cowboys’
brand new SoundCloud profile
(Best for those who don’t use
iTunes)
- You can also catch
The RIPEcast on our brand
new Podomatic profile
-
And, finally, by subscribing to The Space Cowboys RIPEcast in iTunes
All three methods are easy to use and free
o’charge!
And now
this week’s featured mix on The RIPEcast, MoPo’s live set from Breakfast of Champions this year..
“I got to BOC at 8 AM, having already been awake for 24-hours producing Sea of Dreams, and
playing a 3-hour set there in Silent Disco. The plan was to drop gear,
then head home for a nap as my set was at 6pm. As the day wound on I
realized that going home would be the end of me, so I figured I should
tough it out. Besides, after wanting to play this party for so long,
maybe this was simply the final flaming hoop Id have to jump through to
earn the right. Right? Better said than done. The day wore on. Good
conversation, some dance, a burger, a bloody, my throat growing raspier
and more sore. Id look at my watch and it would mock me by saying
“11:30” or “1:15” . By 2pm I couldn’t even talk anymore and was
relegated to “that guy who whispers in everyone’s ears at parties”.
Somewhere along the way I realized I didn’t have Serato Cds, a
potentially devastating development if I couldn’t find some blanks.
Thankfully, Kramer HAD blanks which I paid for by promptly spilling his full beer all over him. Now I’m THAT GUY too.”
“At 4 Clarkie went on and sprayed flaming gasoline on the
crowd while I nervously burned my Cds behind him. At 5, Aaron Pope went
on and reminded us why he’s one of the finest dance-music Djs in the Bay Area… Just an outstanding set, energetic, funky, yet progressive-enough for the tweakers. A VERY hard act to follow.
By this point, I’m going on 36 hours or so so its basically adrenaline
and redbull. I figured my go-to thematic funk/rock remix stuff would be
too tough a transition from Pope so I stayed with the more beat-centric
stuff earlier, then downshifted into the chunky later as it got darker.
It seemed to work really well. To my surprise, the techier stuff was
less effective than anything with a rap or a hook (my go-to territory
anyway). When I downshifted into the funky stuff (“Earthlings” and
“Jungle Jam”) and my own edits, the crowd really just erupted. It seemed like folks were about ready to rock out, so we went there. Towards the
end, the security told me I had 10 minutes, so I dropped the tempo and
went into a few midtempo bangers with the idea that Id close out with
“Whistlers Delight” which ends on Monty Python’s “Always Look on the
Bright Side of Life”. As it turned out, 3 minutes into this Andrea got
them to give us another hour and I upshifted into Neighbour’s
“Superstition” so that 8Ball and Zach Moore could take it home. All in
all I couldn’t have been more thankful of the opportunity to play for
most of everyone I love at one of my favorite all-time get downs.” –
MoPo
Track List
1. Dynomite -Kraak & Smaak
2. Lose Control – NAPT
3. Makossa – Maelstrom
4. It’s the Weekend – Andrew Friendly
5. Boomin Back Atcha -DJ Wolfie
6. Flattened if ya Hear Me -Motion Potion Edit
7. Busta Don’t Touch -DeeKline
8. Off the Hands – Motion Potion Edit
9. DaGalacticBodyFunk – Motion Potion Edit
10. Earthling – Sterofreakz vs Earth Wind &
Fire
11. Jungle Jam – Motion
Potion Edit
12. Back it Up –
Caro (Kraak & Smaak Remix)
13. Cali Keeps Lovin – Nick Thayer Edit
14. $uper Too Short – Nick Thayer Edit
15. Whistlers Delight – DJ Rico
16. Superstition – Neighbour & U-Tern
Thank you to MoPo from The Space Cowboys for
the rockin’ set!
RIPEcast intro courtesy of Deckard and Andrea
Lundquist
Next Up on The RIPEcast:
April 27th – Aaron
Jae vs. Mozaic from BoC 2010
May 4th – 8Ball live from BoC 2010
May 11th – Surprise Guest Mix (Stay Tuned!)
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