[SpaceCowboys-Announce] Hipster Fixie Vamps (aka Friday happy hour at Mars, huge Puttin' on Ritz party Saturday, new music, & more!)

[Space Cowboys Announcements]

Hello Friendly Person

I'll be honest, I've been having a tough 
time since Corey Haim died. But not just because of the tragedy of it 
all, I mean the guy was Lucas fer chrissake! What I'm really mourning is the passing of my dreams to snorting blow off the backsides of models 
with Hollywood's finest at the Mondrian after establishing myself as a 
highly successful screenwriter. See, when Corey Haim was put in a coffin so was my great idea for a sequel to Lost Boy -- a sequel that would 
reboot Haim's career, kick-start mine, and turn the whole vampire craze 
inside out. I might as well share the outline with you now, since you 
are the only audience who will ever know about this important piece of 
cinematic cogitation.

FADE IN:

We have a slow opening SHOT on a foggy night in SF. We know it's foggy because you can hear the fog HORNS, plus there's all this FOG. It's all very EVOCATIVE.

We're up in Twin Peaks and it seems like a pleasant enough spooky night, 
until we hear the scared PANTING of some guy. Then we see him, and he's 
this old cyclist in one of those gay, tight spandex cycling body suits, 
and he's peddling hard and looking back over his shoulder like he's 
scared for his LIFE or something. He races by the camera, and then we 
hear sinister LAUGHING, peddling, and WHOOSHING. We don't see the 
originators of this cacophony of chaos, but we know they're bad because 
they sound EVIL.

CUT TO the biker guy. He's at the top of Twin 
Peaks now, he's out of breath, but he's prepared to keep going. Then 
there's a WHOOSHING sound and get suddenly gets a FLAT TIRE. He SCREAMS. Now with a flat tire, the guy is totally at the mercy of the evil 
that's pursued him, and he's in trouble because these things have NO 
MERCY. The last we see of him is a shot from ABOVE, as something evil 
descends on him, lifts him off his bike, and carries him off into fog 
and LAUGHTER.

MUSIC plays and the credits roll: LOST BOYS: FIXIE 
HIPSTER VAMPS OF DOOM

Then we INTRODUCE the protagonist. His name is BRODY, and he's an extremely good-looking kid from the mid-west 
who's moved to San Francisco with his younger brother with dreams of 
opening an organic coffee shop in the Mission. For now, though, he 
settles for working in an organic coffee house in the Mission and 
working on his bicycle, which is rad. It's clear Brody is not local, 
though, because he doesn't have a beard or skinny jeans, and none of his tshirts are at all ironic.

CUT TO an evening shot of Market 
Street. It's CRITICAL MASS and Brody is riding with his brother on rad 
bikes, attempting to make friends. Brody's attention is captured by an 
extremely hot, but dark and evil-looking chick with BANGS, riding a 
fixie. Her name is DAPHNE and she eye fucks Brody until he starts to 
ride towards her, and then she rides away to join a group of extremely 
good-looking HIPSTER FIXIE VAMPS who are riding along side Critical 
Mass, looking mean. They all have these IRONIC beards, plus skinny jeans, and some of them even look HOMELESS-CHIC. Daphne rides with them and she has big SUNGLASSES. They take on look at Brody's 
bike, which is not a fixie, and they laugh and ride away menacingly.

THE PLOT CONTINUES TO EVOLVE IN A CAPTIVATING WAY

Brody is compelled to hang out with the evil Fixie Hipsters, who push him to his bicycle 
riding LIMITS. Brody is pretty cool, but they're like 'meh'. Later, 
Brody's brother notices that Brody is wearing skinny jeans, and he's 
started to grow a beard. He's starting to CHANGE.

THE PLOT 
CONTINUES TO EVOLVE IN AN EVEN MORE CAPTIVATING WAY

Later in the 
story, there's a CONFRONTATION, wherein Brody is forced to confront the 
head Hipster Vamp. Brody's brother enlists the help of Corey Haim and 
Frank Chu to fight the vampires, and Frank uses his 12 Galaxies sign as a stake, which impales the lead vampire and FREES San Francisco from the 
curse of the evil Hipster Fixie Vamps.

Or does IT?

FADE TO BLACK

XO,
H8B

### UPCOMING EVENTS ###

THIS FRIDAY, April 2nd - Funky Friday Happy Hour at Mars Bar
SF's more 
whoreable DJ 8ball new school funk, breaks, mash-ups, hiphop and more. 
Drink specials, great food, and a back patio -- what more could you need to wind down from your week.
Free, 5 - 9pm
Mars Bar - 798 
Brannan Street (@ 7th)

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Friday, April 2nd in Squaw, 
Tahoe
Mancub plays Squaw
10-2 am $5

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Saturday, 
April 3 - Puttin' on the RITZ 
Dress Up and Git Down with the Brass 
Cowboys... a Spring Formal fundraiser!
The Bently Reserve
301 
Battery St, San Francisco
8PM to Late (Side rooms close at 2 AM)
Presales available at http://theritz.eventbrite.com

A group of good 
friends, DJ's and party promoters teamed up to do the AIDS ride this 
year. It's a 545 mile bike ride from SF to LA to raise money for the SF 
AIDS Foundation. Show us your support by coming out and having a great 
time.  Please come dressed to impress!  It's gonna be one for the 
history books, folks, and it's all for a great cause!

The party 
starts at 8pm with our special Happy Hour Featuring Toph One & Dr. 
Toast & Free Hors d'oeuvres!
--> Art installation by the 
fabulous Peter Hudson featuring "Sisyphish", the stroboscopic marvel! 
--> Silent auction including exclusive designs by local fashion designers 
and a Bus Party w/ Das Frachtgut (Teacher with the Bus)
 
Couture 
Fashions will be presented in a special Fashion Show brought to you by 
The Style Division!  Designers: Alexandra von Brommsen, Gelareh, Miranda Caroligne, Miss Velvet Cream, Silver Lucy Design, and Tamo Design.

Presenting your amazing DJ line-up for the evening...
Carbon Community
3L3tronic
8Ball  
Aaron Jae & Bam  
Agent Zero V. Influence
Brad Robinson 
V. Deckard
Benchun V. Dr. Toast    
DJJD   
Ding Dong V. JoeJoe 
Ernie Jam (ie., the ernie & larry show)  
Ian Lokae
Kapt'n Kirk V. Smoove  
Kramer V. Ethan Miller  
Krunkle V. Ernie 
Murphstar
Phoenix (aka Donna Matrix)
Shissla V. Tamo  
Toph 1

First tier 
tickets (which include entry into a raffle for a Burning Man ticket) 
have almost sold out!  We have a limited number of tickets available at 
$15 and then tickets will be $20 until the day before the show or until 
we sell out whichever comes first.  Tickets available at the event will 
start at $25 or higher so get your presale tickets now.  You do not want to miss this event!

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Saturday, April 3rd at Lakeside 
Pizza, Tahoe City by Safeway
Mancub plays for your Tahoe pleasure
10-2am  $5

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Friday, April 9th - Wish bar SF 9 year anniversary
Mancub plays Wish's anniversary party
Free 12-2am  

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Saturday, April 10th - Furry Party
With Mancub
at the Stud 
$10, 12-2am

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Friday, April 29th - C-mon and Kypski at The Independent
Mancub is opening
Tickets at http://theindependentsf.com
More info: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=104043916299325

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Thursday, April 8th - NIGHTLIFE at CALIFORNIA ACADEMY OF SCIENCE
The Space 
Cowboys are thrilled to help host NIGHTLIFE at the Academy of Sciences 
on April 8th. Not only will the Unimog be rocking in front of the 
Academy, we will have DJs all over the academy to help kick off Yuri's 
Night in the bay Area. Yuri’s Night is an annual celebration of 
humanity’s achievements in space. Taking place every April, it 
commemorates the anniversary of Yuri Gagarin’s first flight into space 
(in 1961) and the first launch of the US Space Shuttle (in 1981). This 
year, the Academy joins the over 100 parties in 36 countries on 6 
continents taking part.

The special activities of the night will 
include:
---A 3D Tour of Mars in the Planetarium. Get your free 
tix for each screening as soon as you get inside the academy.
---Robots roaming the museum floor courtesy of ROBOGAMES.com
---A Tour of 
the Night Sky with the San Francisco Amateur Astronomers on the living 
roof.
---and of course the amazing music of Space Cowboy DJs all 
over the place

The Space Cowboys will also be hosting an AFTER 
Nightlife event at MILK on Haight Street. Look for posters and details 
at the event, and after the academy come over to MILK for another 
cocktail and more music by the Space Cowboys. The event at MILK is FREE!

21+ at the academy on Thursday nights, sorry kiddies!
Tickets for the 
Academy of Sciences are on sale now here:
http://bit.ly/cquZYT

More info: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=103578936344717&ref=ts


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Thursday, April 8th - Space Cowboys presents Yuri's Night 2010 Kickoff Party!
...after party for the Yuri's Night Celebration at the Academy of Sciences..

Break out your silver glam and space helmet and let's kickoff the Yuri's 
Night weekend celebration cowboy style.
It's FREE and we will 
hopefully have the Mog parked outside!!

Your Space Cowboy 
DJ's....
Mancub
Shissler
ShOOey
Tamo

@ MILK SF
1840 Haight Street
9:30pm - 2:00am, 21+
FREE!

www.milksf.com
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=110650208961907

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May 1st - 'Uno de Mayo' (SAVE THE DATE)
Your favorite bordello-style 
baccnalia is back bigger 'n badder than ever. With DJs from 
SpaceCowboys, House of Lotus, DeepEnd, BrassTax and more.

### NEW MUSIC ###    

Hey Boys and Girls,
A live recording of DJ rrrus' set from the patio at Breakfast of Champions 2010 is now 
available for your listening pleasure!

There are two ways you can get rrrus' mix.
1. By subscribing to The Space Cowboys RIPEcast 
at the Apple iTunes store (it's free). The link below will get you to 
The RIPEcast homepage at the iTunes store and from there you just click 
on the "subscribe free" button under our logo:
http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/RIPEcast-iTunes
2. Or if you're not an iTunes user, you can get rrrus' set right away 
(along with all the other RIPEcast mixes we've released to date) using 
this link:
http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/TheRIPEcast

And now a few words from rrrus on his BoC experience...
"Holy f***. 
Ten years of Breakfast of Champions ---> http://www.facebook.com/l/fcf12;bit.ly/cMChMN

The most amazing 
dancing institution of SF. This was my 7th to DJ. An honor, a privilege, and what a motherf***ing blow out! I came to BOC 2010 ready to play the mid-tempo breaky funk, but stepping up to the tables while a Brad 
Robinson dancefloor was in full effect forcedmore desperate measures. 
Out comes the spankin' house. The crowd goes wild. What a gas!! - rrrus"

Here's what happened:
1. Cuban Cigar - Da Skunk
2. Just F**k (Sandy W 
Remix) - Tom Neville
3. Ride Me Baby - Macca
4. Lightness - Vince G
5. Noize (Nilz remix) - Gabriel vs. Nilz
6. How it Should Be - Joshua 
Heath
7. Libella Swing - Parov Stelar
8. I Refuse - Joshua Heath
9. Freak Technique (rrre-edit) - Chuck Love
10. Funky-Ass Beat (Joey 
Youngman Heat Index Remix) - Chuck Love
11. Peaches & Herb - 
Neighbour
12. SuperJam (Flow Dynamics Remix) / Tricka Technology 
[Acapella] - All Good Funk Alliance
13. We Can Dance (All Good Funk 
Alliance remix) - Trotter
14. Drunk On The Funk - Neighbour
15. 
Joytime Radio - The Pimps Of Joytime
16. Ny Funk (Fort Knox Five 
Remix) - All Good Funk Alliance

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Soul of Man on the 
Gough Street Sessions
So earlier this week an unexpected 
treat was dropped into the Gough Street inbox by our good friend Justin 
Rushmore, one half of the extraordinary production duo known as Soul of 
Man (Fingerlickin’ Records). It’s the second volume in Justin’s 
“Breakin’ in the House” series, a delectable 86-minute 
everything-but-the-kitchen-sink mash-up that leaves no genre left 
unsampled. 

“In recent years DJ sets have been getting back to 
their eclectic roots, mashing up genres”, says Justin. “In this mix I’ve taken my favorite current house, breaks, disco, electro, techno, even 
dubstep tunes. These are the big ones destroying my dance floors! 
Subfocus, Armand Van Helden, Groove Armada, Slyde, Cirez D, Elite Force, Evil 9 and more. Plus, an exclusive tune from my new project Rushmore 
& Fiasco ‘The Vibe’. Enjoy the Selection!” (And enjoy it we will, 
Justin. No worries there. I think it’s safe to say this mix is about to 
find its way to the top of many iTunes playlists!)

There are two 
ways you can get Justin’s “Breakin in the House” mix:
1. Directly from Box.net: http://bit.ly/SOM-breakin-in-the-house
2. Or by subscribing to the Gough Street Sessions: http://bit.ly/goughstreet-iTunes (this is optional. You don't have to 
use this if you don't want)
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