[SpaceCowboys-Announce] Bay to Boring (AKA events like Z*Trip on Thursday, SnowFest, & more!)

Tue Feb 17 16:26:22 UTC 2009

Hello Friendly Person: 

San Francisco used to be the coolest
city in the world. Now, thanks to the invasive and cruel policies of
corporate overlords, we have become the douchiest city in the world.
This realization has deeply saddened me and I wish it were not true,
but it is the only fathomable explanation could come up with after
hearing the news that ING, long time sponsor of one of San Francisco's
richest and most reward traditions, intended to spray chunky, brown
ass-water all over us like a pained diaretic colon. And so far as I can
tell San Francisco is taking the spray on the face with a smile. I'm
talking about the 2009 Bay to Breakers, of course, and the new rules
against having FUN that are being implemented by ING and the race
organizers. New rules for this year include a ban on floats, booze, and
nudity. This means that unless you're an Kenyan runner posessing
UNGODLY FAST legs, basically the Bay to Breakers is not for you. ING
just wants you to stay home. 

In other news, ING is also
working towards ensuring there are no more fights in hockey games, car
crashes will be nixed from NASCAR, massages will no longer have
happy-endings, and if they have their way soon there will be champagne
in the Champagne Room. 

Obama is busy in Washington right now
with economics or something, otherwise I'm sure he'd be all over these
corrupt banking twats with their excessive and irresponsible behavior.
No, the only way to stop this is for San Franciscan's to stand up,
strug off the yoke of douchiness, and say, "Fuck you, ING! Suck it!"
(And I'd join that protest, if I weren't under a self-imposed ban from
Bay to Breakers because this one year I woke up floating in duck poop
in the middle of Speckles Lake... on MONDAY! Kidding. No, really. J/K.
Not. Joke...) 

If you want the race to remain the same, you're going to have to fight
for it. One way is to sign this petition (or so I'm told... it might
also just be a subscription form for Entertainment Weekly):http://petitionspot.com/petitions/saveb2b If you're on Facebook, you
can add your comments to the discussion on ING's B2B page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/ING-Bay-to-Breakers/122208920450#/pages/ING-Bay-to-Breakers/122208920450Or, if you're on Twitter, maybe ING's Amy would be interested in hearing your thoughts (in 140 characters or less): http://twitter.com/INGB2Breakers

XO,
H8

PS:
Feel free to bring your floats, booze, and naked asses to Squaw later
this month where Space Cowboys and the Unimog will be participating in
SnowFest (details below)! 

## UPCOMING EVENTS ##
Thursday February 19 - Z*Trip and Company @ 103 HARRIET STREET (6th & Folsom)

Z*TRIP
Z-Trip
is one of the biggest DJs of our time, doing over 100 shows a year,
every year. Considered by many to be a founder of the mash-up movement,
his musical tastes are eclectic and his mixing style rejects simple
classification. No other DJ can claim playing to 500,000 people opening
for the Rolling Stones at Sars-stock in Toronto, playing the Bonaroo
main stage to over 70,000 people 2 years in a row, in addition to
headlining a tent at Coachella twice. All of this in addition to his US
and international headlining sold out shows, and multiple club
residencies. 
Download the Obama mixes here: http://www.djztrip.com/obama/

With Space Cowboy DJs 8ball & Mancub
An-ten-nae + Laura, Motion Potion, Trav, Richie Panic, & Shane King 

21+, $20 presales at http://going.com/antennae
$25 at the door, 21+, 9pm - 3am
103 Harriet St. SF 9:00-3:00AM

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February 21st - Nestle Crunk - A Benefit for the Bailey Family

This party is at an "underground" location in the east bay just 10 minutes from SF.
Three sound systems.  Open Bar.  Crazy lineup. Other surprises.
This
party is being thrown to help out some friends of ours that recently
dealt with some serious medical issues and could use some help from our
community. 
100% of the proceeds will be donated to the Bailey Family.

Main Room:
Voltron Shlong v Franks & Dongs (Kapt'n Kirk v Uncle Larry v Ernie Trevino v Ding Dong)
Aaron Jae v Bam;  Moody Eva v Mozaic; 
J9;  Robb Green;  Dirt
Special Guest set by Nice Jason aka Sphircle

Back Room (Strategik):
Joe Joe v Mace;  Influence v Dj Rockit; 
Jay Vigor v Jason Who?;  ECQ v Anthony James;
Simple Greene;  Pirata;  Sikwidit

Front Patio:  (Hip Hop, down tempo; funk; DnB):
Mancub;  BassBen;  M.O.D.;  Pat Allen;  Diabolyk

Location TBA  via info line on Feb 20
Info Line:  415 963 3555
$10 Minimum Donation for entrance.  More accepted of course...hehe
10PM til ~6AM+
Flyer Posted at http://www.strategiksf.com/
www.spacecowboys.org

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Tuesday, February 24 - Champagne and Bacon & Crystal Bay Club present 3rd Annual FAT TUESDAY
MANCUB (Space Cowboys), SF
DJ LUCKY (Tahopia), LT

10 years of hard work and impeccable skills rocking the San
Francisco underground has paid off for this Baton Rouge, LA native.
Every year, beginning three years ago, Mancub has been voted one of the
top 10 djs in the San Francsico Dream Team poll. It's no surprise that
his scratching and juggling, combined with a straight-up raunchy and
funky track selection, has earned him the title "West Coast Heavyweight
Breaks Champion," if not for the very least that he scratches in boxing
gloves.

The Red Room in the Crystal Bay Club Casino
14 HWY 28 Crystal Bay, NV
No cover, 10pm-1am

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Friday, February 27 - Saturday, February 28 - SNOWFEST@ Squaw Valley USA & The Lakeside in Tahoe City, CA

Friday, February 27th.
The UNIMOG kicks the party off on the deck all afternoon,
then into the evening with fireworks, the torch parade and
the Snowfest Opening Ceremonies at Olympic Plaza.
The festivities continue with the Cowboy DJ’s at the official afterparty
right there in the Plaza Bar

Saturday, February 28th
The UNIMOG will again be rockin the Olympic Plaza deck all day at Squaw Valley, keepin your turns groovin’.

Then after the lifts close, join us for a little “Apres Skis – San Francisco Stylee”.
We’ll be rolling the UNIMOG down into Tahoe City for our annual “SnowDown”;
this
year at the Lakeside, North Lake’s only “proper venue”, as part of the
official festivities “downtown”; with a killer view of the lake.

This
year the mayhem starts at 6pm! We’ll be hosting a block party, playing
lakefront on the UNIMOG! Then we’ll more the party inside the club and
keep going late into the night;
with the Space Cowboy’s DJs and RIPE Allstars throwing down ice blocking breakbeat and hearth warming house music.

All proceeds from our annual “SnowDown” go towards our non-profit quest to keep your galaxy funky!

## RECOMMENDED ##

TACO TUESDAY is BACK!! 
Drop by the brand new TRIPLE CROWN (Market at Octavia) each Tuesday from 5:30PM - 10PM for Taco Tuesdays.

## NEW MUSIC ##

Space Cowboy DJ Mancub and Simo havea new single "Punks of Funk" out. Look for it on sleevin.com and addictech.com!

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