[SpaceCowboys-Announce] Waiting for the Tardis (AKA Mog Party, Upcoming Events, New Mixes)

Tue Jun 13 20:53:13 PDT 2006

Hello Friendly Person: 

(Warning: This week's announcement is hella geeky. It
contains references to Doctor Who, Star Trek, Jessica
Alba and alternate realities.) 

Ever get the feeling that we're just living the
prologue to an episode of Doctor Who? Like we're just
waiting around for the Tardis to materialize in the
middle of Market Street; the Doctor would step out and
sniff the air then say, "Something has gone terribly
wrong with the timeline." Like the episode of Star
Trek that Phillip Roth jacked for his last book, where
Nazis won instead of lost, and everything else in the
world that followed sucks syphilitic donkey tube.
Doctor Who would tell us that, yes, around the time of
the 2000 elections aliens did silently invade, and
they've been covertly bodysnatching us one by one ever
since. That explains how the vast majority of the
world's wealthiest nation (does debt count as wealth?)
spends their free time watching the MTV Movie awards
(though, Jessica Alba: Inspired choice for hosting),
while their army trounces the globe like single-minded
Daleks (Doctor Who's trashcan-bot nemesissies),
hollering "Exterminate! Exterminate!" Upon seeing the
state of things, the Doctor would pull out his sonic
screwdriver and get to work fixing. Then history and
the world would be as it should-Kennedy would've
termed out with his brain intact within his cranium;
Tupac and Biggie's EastWest records would dwarf
Deathrow and Bad Boy, Condi would be the nation's
first black lesbian president and Ann Coulter would be
the First Lady. And some things wouldn't need to
change; George W. would still be the funniest mother
fucker in the country (that guy cracks me up!), but
his brilliant wit and timing would make him Comic
Relief's perennial favorite, and with co-creator Larry
David, the sitcom Bush would be the highest rated show
in history. We'd still have Burning Man, but it'd be a
paid holiday, and include recovery days the week
after. Breaks wouldn't change at all, check to that.
And don't worry, our deloused reality would also have
the Mog, but all the work and improvements currently
underway would already be complete, and all the
funding required to realize said improvements would've
be taken care of by the federal government's National
Endowment for Fuck Yeah. 

At this point we're stuck waiting for the Tardis.
Until it arrives, we'll be working on the Mog, and
we'll keep planning fundraiser activities to pay for
the Mog upgrades. Not to get all Pledge Break on you,
but aside from the upcoming parties (July 7th is the
BIG fundraiser ï¿½ see below), if you're of a mind to
help out, might I also direct your attention to the
Paypal link on our site (or use
paypal at spacecowboys.org) - if you can spare it, the
Mog could use it.  So, who's up for some Dungeons &
Dragons? 

XO, 
8ball at spacecowboys.org 

AND NOW: Upcoming events, a new mix from our latest
Cowboy recruit Aaron Jae, and another from Yours
Truly! 

#### THE MOST VITAL EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
####

Friday July 7th - MIGHTY MOG FUNDRAISER
This is a Space Cowboys Burning Man Fundraiser to help
support 
With special guests:  Simply Jeff & Myagi
Space Cowboys Djs & Friends: 8ball, The Geometris,
Mancub, Brad Robinson, rrrus, Kapt'n Kirk, Ernie
Trevino, Aaron Jae, Murphstar and Kevin Wardell on
Percussion
$10 in advance:  http://tinyurl.com/qpgeg
$15 at the door 
10-4, 21+
http://www.mighty119.com/

#### OTHER UPCOMING EVENTS ####

Friday, June 16 - MIGHTY BREAKS: PANDA REJECTS V. LABA
(AND HILIFE'S BIRTHDAY) 
They join together on this special of days (HILIFE's
BIRTHDAY) to bring you what they do best - Breaks and
Beats - followed by a whole lot of BASS!!! You know
how we do it, right? If not come on out and see for
yourself. 
With Space Cowboy DJ's Kapt'n Kirk, Ernie Trevino,
Aaron Jae 
Panda DJ's: Alxndr, Donna Matrix 
And the finest from LA: Michele Bass, Chad Rock and
Suspender 
Mighty - 119 Utah. (@ 15th St.) 
Doors at 10pm | 21+ | ONLY $5 BUCKS pre sale - so you
can by HiLife a Bday drinky, $10@ the door. 
More info: http://www.mighty119.com/

Saturday June 17th - Weapons of Ass Destruction 
Get YER Freak on! & Kollol present: "Weapons of ASS
Destruction", Laird's Birthday Bash & Gemini Jam! A
XENO benefit assisting the ongoing projects and
theatre runs of XENO. 
Creating a funkier bASS nation with: BRAD ROBINSON
(Space Cowboys), David Starfire, Laird, Smoove,
Breakbeat Buddha, Raphael, and Late Night Sneaky. 
Brad plays from 12midnight to 1am. 
1320 Potrero, between 25th & Cesar Chavez 
$10-$20 donation, 11pm-on 
www.nk7productions.com 
www.djlaird.com 
www.xenodrome.com

Friday June 23rd - REWARD YOURSELF
A $5 night with Space Cowboys and Friends
Celebrating two very specials guy's bdays  - Pootie
Hwang & Pablito with DJs:  Kapt'n Kirk, Brad Robinson,
rrrus, Ernie Trevino, Aaron Jae,  Shissla & Kramer
ONLY $5 all night long!  with proceeds going towards
the Unimog
Mighty
119 Utah at 15th
10pm-4am, $5, 21+
http://www.mighty119.com/

Friday June 23rd - MELT! 2-Year Anniversary
Come Celebrate the 2-year Anniversary of
Flirtyflirty's flagship month party.  With special
guest DJ's Ellen Ferrato and BRAD ROBINSON (Space
Cowboys).  
Brad plays from 10pm to 12:30am.
Levende Lounge - 1710 Mission Street 	 
$10 cover, 10pm-3am
www.flirtyflirty.com
www.levendesf.com

Friday June 30th - Smoke Breaks (w/ new Space Cowboy
recruit Evinrude) 
with Donna Matrix (NewsBreakz), Dragn'fly
(DJ4NORML/djdragnfly.com), Evinrude, Dirt, Nugz. 
Evan says, "Stoked to have two of the finest female
(I'm talking skills, here... get your head out of the
gutter!) beatslingers in the Bay joining us for
installment #6!"
@lpha bar, 3848 Geary at 3rd Ave., SF,
9pm-2am, 21+ with ID, full bar, FREE!!

Friday July 7th - VISION
Super DJ resident Rrrus has releases is long awaited
mix CD "ACE COW, 
Bull in A China Shop".  We are celebrating this
momentous CD Release Party at this months Vision. 
Free copies of Rrrus' new CD will be handed out and in
honor of our favorite Shine bovine, we will be
dressing up in black and white cow attire.  Be
creative, have fun, and see you on the dance floor.
SHINE - 1337 Mission St | San Francisco
http://shinesf.com
$5, 21+, 10-2
http://visioncrew.org

Thursday July 13th ï¿½ The Fringe 
With Aaron Jae & Evinrude join Mycho Cocoa
@ Nickie's ï¿½ 460 Haight

Saturday July 22nd ï¿½ Smoke Breaks 
With Mancub & Ernie Trevino
@lpha bar, 3848 Geary at 3rd Ave., SF,
9pm-2am, 21+ with ID, full bar

Every Thursday ï¿½ New Space Cowboy recruit Evinrude's
weekly throwdown
@lpha bar, 3848 Geary at 3rd Ave., SF,
9pm-2am, 21+ with ID, full bar, FREE!!
6/22 ï¿½ with Erik Hz

#### TWO MOST VITAL MIXES ####

Aaron Jae's newest mix "Breaks Do Kill," is available
for download from his site. Download it at
http://www.aaronjae.com/discs/
Tracklisting:
01-Lamb-Gorecki (FFS Rmx)
02-Big Deal-Sunglasses at Night
03-Azzido da Bass-Dooms Night(Stanton Warriors Dub)
04-Dreadzone-Elevate(Roxiller Rmx)
05-Audit-Phernie Funk(Circuit Breaker Rmx)
06-Tom tonic-Something Like That(Diverted rmx)
07-Dylan Rhymes-Don't Want You Anyway(aquasky rmx)
08-Guilty As charged-The Sound (Klaus Hill Rmx)
09-Def Inc-Stripped Down Funk
10-Merka-Mystic Man(Retro Dub Rmx)
11-The Body Snatchers-Rip Shit up
12-Ian Van Dahl-Inspiration(Breakfastaz Rmx)
13-Crisp Biscuit-No Leaf Clover
14-Kubyk-You Can Do it(30Hz Rmx)w/Silence

8ball's mix Deckless Wonder vol.3 is online. Download
it at http://spacecowboys.org/mixes/h8ball/
Tracklisting: 
01. Eple (Blackstrobe rmx) - Royksopp
02. 1, 2 Step - Ciara ft. Missy Elliot
03. Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen
04. Give Me Every Little Thing - The Juan Maclean
05. Seven Nation Electro - Dsico vs The White Stripes
06. The Power of Bhangra - Motivo vs Snap!
07. Magic Carpet Ride (FBS rmx) - Steppenwolf
08. Fools Gold inst. + 'pellas - ???
09. Shake - Ying Yang Twins
10. Pretend We're Dead - L7
11. Random - Lady Sovereign
12. Behold A Lady - Andre 3000
13. Caller - Codebreaker
14. Bad On It (MJ vs T-Rex) - ???
15. NY Lipps - Soulwax
16. I Can't Wait (Milk & Sugar rmx) - King Britt
17. Alsatian (Phones rmx) - White Rose Movement
18. No Fun - Vitalic
19. 3 Weeks - Tiga
20. Trick Me (Tiefschwarz rmx) - Kelis
21. Sexy Results (MSTRKRFT edition) - Death From Above
1979
22. Pulse - WhoMadeWho
23. The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
24. Dead Disco (Kylie Kills rmx) - Metric
25. Faking It - Xlover
26. Vibrate to This - Slyde
27. Girls And Boys (Dylan Rhymes rmx) - Aquasky + El
Hornet
28. The Sounds of San Francisco - Global Deejays
29. Mr. Brightside (Jacque Lu Cont rmx) - The Killers
30. In My Head vs Eleanor Rigby mashup - Team9
31. Pop Ya Cork - Stanton Warriors
32. Feels Good Inc (??? rmx) - Gorillaz
33. Feels Good Inc (Stanton Warriors rmx) - Gorillaz
34. Axel F - Crazy Frog
35. Fearless (Richard X rmx) - The Bravery
36. Upstart - Headman
37. Tribulations (Tiga rmx) - LCD Soundsytem