[SpaceCowboys-Announce] H8ball hijacked annoucement (aka upcoming events)

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(WARNING: This edition of the Space Cowboys
Announcement has been hijacked by H8Ball. If you are
easily offended, or really hard to offend even, you
might want to skip down to our UPCOMING EVENTS. XO,
8ball at spacecowboys.org)

Hello Hateful Person: 

For the haters who—like me—hate on the love-ness of
Valentine's Day I've got a joke to share that I know
you'll HATE; even if you've heard it before, it don't
matter 'cause this one never gets old: 

OK, this family walks into the Burning Man Org's
Department of Theme Camp where they're registering
camps for 06. It's a Mom, Dad, a toddling Son, a
Daughter, all four just wearing bright orange-fur
lederhosen, and the family dog (which is actually
Grandma dressed in a sweaty Dalmatian suit). Dad says,
"Hi. We'd like you to place our theme camp on the
esplanade for this year's Burning Man." And the
Director of Theme Camps says, "Well, we've got a lot
of requests for esplanade placement, and space is
limited. What's your theme camp all about?" And Dad
says, "We'll show you!" In a flash Grandma and kids
set up a pair of powered Mackie speakers that start
playing breakbeat track with a dirty bass line. Dad
rips off Mom's lederhosen, unzips his fly and Mom
bends forward so he can take her from behind while she
begins twirling a hula-hoop around her neck at
dizzying speeds. At the same time Grandma unvelcros a
flap on the back of her Dalmatian getup and starts
pooping out dense tennis ball sized poops all around
the floor. While that's happening, Mom (hula-hoop
still around her neck, Dad still tooling her from
behind) starts making out with Daughter, both using
all kinds of tongue, and Son produces a
mini-trampoline from his diapers, and springs up high,
landing with a foot on each the Mother's and
Daughter's heads, then he projectile pukes down on
their locked lips. Dad dismounts and launches his
moneyshot in Grandma's eye, then he scoops up
Grandma's poop balls, threads them and douses them in
kerosene, lights them on fire, and starts fire
spinning the flaming poop like a real pro! Grandma
helps Son off Mom and Daughter, who are still making
out, and Grandma and Son each give one of them the
Shocker! The flaming poop goes out, Dad flings what's
left against his family, then takes off his shoe,
revealing a colony of blisters, which he pops at his
family, spraying them with blister-pus. "And now," Dad
says, "It's time for the group Donkey Punch!" But the
Director springs out of his chair, waving his hands
shouting, "I've seen enough, I've seen enough." So the
family, quick, wipes up all the goo and shit and pus,
and Dad grins with two thumbs up because he's proud of
his family's Leave No Trace ethic. "Well," says Dad
after it's all cleaned up, "What do you think?" "I
don't know what to say," says the Director. "I mean,
what exactly do you call all this?" And the whole
family throw up jazz-hands and shout in unison, "The
Aristocrats Camp!" 

FU,
h8ball
More context?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_aristocrats 

### UPCOMING EVENTS ###

Saturday, Feb 18th – ANON SALON presents CIRQUE
D'AMOUR
** MARDI GRASSERIE: JAY (Just Jay), ALIA (13
MoonTribe, RainDance) and 8BALL (Space Cowboys)
** ARIELLA! - ANDREW KELSEY (Blue Collar, The Fool)
VS. BEN DAVIS (Tweekin Records), KITTY-D (Troubled
Youth, Beat Church) VS. MOZAIC (13 MoonTribe,Troubled
Youth), XOX BURLESQUE STREET STRUT, Plus Special
Guests!
** SIDE SHOW! - M.S. HOVE/ World of Cake, HERMAN
PRIVETTE/ ANON FoToS, CLAY CHOLLAR/ Airbrushed Booty
Parlor, OCEANA/ Painted Faces, DEE DEE RUSSELL/
Goddess of Pink, DIY CIRCUS COLLAGE, SEA OF DREAMS
SLIDESHOW (Ron Halbert), SEA OF DREAMS VIDEO, ANON
SWOONY KARAOKE, MICHAEL'S LIGHT TOYS, LIGHTN' WIRE,
The Newly Re-Designed, ROOFTOP GARDEN & MORE!
Suggestive Donations:
$10 b4 10:30
$15 - Looking Cirqularious 
$20 - Not the Least Bit Clowny
ANON GALLERY - 285 9th St. (@ Folsom/SF)
10pm UNTIL LATE!
http://www.anonsalon.com/feb06

Saturday, Feb 18th – FiX
Brad Robinson and Kevin Wardell join FiX residents DJs
Scottino and Jive.
SHINE Dance Lounge - 1337 Mission St (btwn 9th & 10th)
$5 at the door, 9pm to 2am
www.fixsf.com

Sunday, February 19th, 2006 - A LoveParade 06 Benefit 
Alain Octavo, Spundae, Opel, Meow, FlirtyFlirty, Space
Cowboys, NK7, Thump Radio, Satellite SF, Evil Breaks,
Eventvibe.com, Deep End Camp, Drive SF, Back2Basics
come together for love
With DJs: Seven, Syd Gris, Brad Robinson, 8ball, Aaron
Jae, Bam, M.O.D, Brian Salazar, J-Webb, Soul Free,
Mike Giannini, Andrew Phelan with Sensei, Aaron Pope,
John Early, Alain Octavo, Scott Carrelli, Trevor
Mijares, Dutch, Paola Dava, Tee-Jay, Will Spencer,
Queen Agnes B, R Squared 
Noon till 10pm - $5 b4 3pm, $10 After
100% of the proceeds will be benefiting Love Parade SF
2006 
2 Rooms of Music
Club Whisper - 535 Florida St (@ Mariposa), San
Francisco
www.loveparadesf.com
www.whispersf.com

Thursday, Feb 23rd - MANPO
Join Motion Potion and Mancub as they spin up urban
breaks, funk and 
mashups.
Shine - 1337 Mission (btw. 9th and 10th)
$5 at the door, 9pm to 2am

Friday, Feb 24th – OPULENT TEMPLE presents EPISODE IV:
A NEW HOPE
Here we go... Calling all wookies, aliens, freaks,
Jedi's, sith, Klingons, Jawa's, Space Queens, and
assorted party people from the outer realms. The
Opulent Temple readies itself for it's 4th incarnation
on the playa, throwing down the gauntlet of Hope over
Fear.
Hyper (Wired, UK), Laird (Get Yer Freak On), Donna
Matrix (Newsbreakz), 8 Ball (Space Cowboys), Jeffrey
Allen (Opulent Temple), Nathan Vain (Opulent Temple),
Geeno (Opulent Temple), Vinkalmann (Opulent Temple),
Billy Seal (Opulent Temple)
100% of proceeds benefits the OT taking it to the next
level at BM 2K6. We're starting early, cause we're not
fucking around. Space age, sci fi, or just wookie
furry playa freak wear requested! Nano-nano.
DNA Lounge - 375 11th St. @ Harrison, SF
21+ only
10pm-4am
$10 pre-sale:
http://www.groovetickets.com/ordersystem/Groove/eventviewqb.asp?AffilID=93&EventsID=21216&PGname=Opulent+Temple+of+Venus
$15 door spaced out and/or playafied
$20 if still on Earth
http://www.opulenttemple.org/

Friday, Feb 24th, 2006 – OREGON CREEK ADVOCACY
FUNDRAISER
A FREE event to thank existing and prospective members
and volunteers. Not sure exactly how they're going to
raise money by giving away free stuff, but definitely
a good cause, and one worth checking out. I'm not 100%
sure, but I think DJ Brad Robinson will be augmenting
the event with his housey goodness. 
Distillery 209, Pier 50 Shed B, San Francisco, CA
FREE, 6pm to 9pm
www.oregoncreekadvocacy.org

Friday, Feb 24th - ICEBREAKERS BALL
Sunset Promotions and the Fringe present the
"ICEBREAKERS BALL" a
musical attempt to prematurely end winter through hthe
use of
breakbeats, performance art and dancefloor
shenanigans. The event
features "the king of the funky breaks" DJ Icey and a
diverse range of
luminaries including BLVD, Scratch n Sniff, Syd Gris
and Mancub.
DJ ICEY (System Recordings, Zone Records, Essential
Mix, FL), BLVD (live breaks trio), Scratch n Sniff –
featuring MOTION POTION & SJ LITTLEWOOD, DJ SYD GRYS
(Opulent Temple), MANCUB (Space Cowboys), MYCHO COCOA
(the Fringe), BILLETE (the Fringe), VICTOR VEGA (the
Fringe)
VISUALS: VAU DE VIRE SOCIETY (live performance art),
KAYA (visuals)
Mighty | 119 Utah Street, San Francisco CA
TICKETS: $15 adv. at www.sunsettickets.com /
www.mighty119.com /
415.256.8499/1.866.468.3399


Saturday, Feb 28th - Angels of Bass
Come celebrate Ernie's Birthday (*hint, he likes
Jaeger) at the Premier 
Monthly. Featuring: J9, Tamo, Via Jay, Jess Stockton
and special Guest Ernie Trevino (Space Cowboys)
playing his birthday set.
Shin - 1337 Mission (btw. 9th and 10th)
$5 at the door, 10pm to 2am

Friday, Mar 3rd - Sunday, Mar 5th – SPACE COWBOYS AT
SNOWFEST
Join the Unimog in Olympic Plaza on Friday and
Saturday afternoon. Then join Space Cowboy DJs inside
the Plaza Bar on Friday for Free and Saturday at Zenbu
- $10 cover (to pay for Unimog gas!). 
Find your favorite Space Cowboy DJs + Friends rocking
out on the Mog Friday, March 3rd at the Plaza Deck
(all day) & the Plaza Bar (all night), and Saturday,
March 4th at Zenbu (9pm to 2am) with DJs: Brad
Robinson, Mancub, The Geometrist, 8ball, Kapt'n Kirk,
rrrus & Prof Pickles and friends Murphstar, Benchun,
Shissla and whoever else might show up. 
http://www.squaw.com/winter/event_snowfestival.html

Wednesday, Mar 8th – DJ DREAMTEAM (pt.1)
Breaks Room: Lorin (Bassnectar), Smoove (Space
Cowboys), Mancub (Space Cowboys)
Progressive Room: Jondi & Spesh, Syd Gris, Scott
Carrelli 
House Room: M3, Seven, Laird
Club Six - 60 6th St (btw Mission & Market)
9pm – Afterhours
more info: http://www.djdreamteam.com/06promo/

Sat, March 11th - Evil Breaks Anniversary
You know how we do it, and this time we're doin our
anniversary show up 
propa.
Main Room: LoBudg (Bil Bless & Carbon Community -
Texas we were lucky enough to have them in their
worldwide debut performance for Furious 2, and we're
bringing them back again to destroy your minds.)
S.O.T.E.G. (Son of the Electric Ghost/Bil Bless -
Austin, TX), Carbon Community (Dallas, TX), Aaron Jae,
Bam, M.O.D., Athena, Jay Vigor, 1 more surprise coming
Upstairs Room:, Dragn'fly, Ripple, The Dirty Punk,
Kapt'n Kirk, Sheztek, 4-matt
For more info: http://www.evilbreaks.com/

### NEW MIX BY DJ BRAD ROBINSON ###

>From Brad:
"I had a really great time... playing live on XTC
Radio with DJ Dyslexic. If you didn’t have a chance to
tune in, you can download our 2 hour set using the
below link.  WARNIING...this file should only be
downloaded using a DSL connection or faster. It is
crazy big."
http://djdyslexic.protonage.net/Dyslexic&BradRobinson_2-5-06.mp3