[SpaceCowboys-Announce] Porno-Mog (aka Upcoming Space Cowboy related events)

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Hello Friendly Person: 

Using Sex to get your attention; exactly low-brow
shinanigans you've come to expect from me in these
annoucement preambles? Well, this time it ain't no
ploy. Read on, or skip down if your sensibilities are
delicate and you just want event information-sans
editorial.

Back in 2000 when the SC Pimp My Mog team was slaving
away on 17th St under a hot, SF summer sun (yeah,
right), someone made the comment, "Y'all are gonna be
sore from all the [insert name of preferred gender's
genitalia here] the Mog gets ya. People'll be lining
up to have sex inside that thing." And while the
Unimog is certainly is an awe-inspiring,
boxer-tightening and panty-soaking piece of machinery,
the sad truth we've gotten very little action as a
result of all our hard work. Even sadder, in my
opinion, is the lack of action to take place onboard
the Mog itself! Other than a half dozen hummers, a
handful of hand-releases, an upright friction dance or
two, and a one attempted fourgy (thanks for trying
team!), the Mog has seen less action than the 9th
puppie of an eight-nippled bitch. The Mog has yet to
see the likes of a stinky sanchez, a donkey punch, a
hot karl or even some good ol' humping. This pains us.
Greatly. 

To remedy this situation we've decided it's time to
make the Mog available to those that will make proper
use of it. Now we're going to let YOU fufill your
deepest, dirtiest Mog desires. For a limited time the
Mog will be available (at an hourly rate) for all your
lusty fantasies--from porn shoots to late night
sneakies with the babysitter. For the right price
we'll provide: 1 Unimog, 1 DJ to set the mood, 1
bottle of Seagrams Liquid Haze really set the mood, a
Got Mog? tee-shirt (in your specified size) and a
small film crew to record the event for your private
viewing pleasure (we also reserve the right to
duplicate, use, sell and distribute any images and or
likenesses obtained in the Mog during the rental
period). And as always, the Mog is also available for
birthdays, weddings, bar mitzahs, baby showers, proms,
house warmings and funerals.

See you at Love Parade, 
8ball at spacecowboys.org - www.spacecowboys.org


#### AND NOW THE EVENTS COMPILED AND PRESENTED BY
ANDREA LOINQUEST (PTU) ####

*************FRIDAY SEPT 24*************

Melt @ Levende (formerlly Butterfly Jazz club)
Start your night out with some muther f*ckin house
music.Brad Robinson (SpaceCowboys) hooks up with
Michael Anthony and some flirtyflirts to play a two
hour set from 11pm-1am. Free before 11 with rsvp (use
link below).
http://www.flirtyflirty.com/sept24melt1.html
Levende - 1710 Mission St (@Duboce)
$10, free before 11PM with rsvp
10-3, 21+

NEWSBREAKS
Check out another party with the NEWSBREAKZ staff!
Smoove & Donna Matrix and reports are serving up
another trash zine issue. Sneak-e-Pete sneaks in from
NYC to dish out some breaks with The
Geometrist(SpaceCowboys) along with Breakthru &
Lawbreakerz DJs. This party is also free BEFORE 11PM,
and only $5 after.
http://newsbreakz.org/Event_Listings.htm
Mighty - 119 Utah
$5, Free before 11PM (must be inside, not in line by
11pm)
21+, 10pm-4AM

*************FRIDAY OCT 1st*************

BURNIN BREAKS
Jim Seigel for 5 presents MUTAYTOR fresh off their
performances on the playa and last Northern CA 
appearance for at least a year, MUTAYTOR
-www.mutaytor.com - brings their techno-tribal,
acrobatic, fire & laser, hoop & stilt dancing
freakfest to Barnveld for a Love Parade pre-party and
fundraiser for Jim Seigel. Jim is running for SF Board
of Supervisor seat 5 (gonzalez's seat) and has 
invited the Space Cowboys and our Unimog to rock out
the front of Barneveld for all you bass junkies.  A
comfortable venue spot for the mog, rocking out on the
sidewalk with all our DJs and friends in tow.
550 Barnveld, SF
$15 tickets in advance at Distractions
$20 at the door
21+, 10PM-6AM, Unimog front & center

THE DIRT ROOM SESSIONS
Another new monthly from the hard working cowboy crew,
this time back at Sublounge
The Dirt Room Sessions:   Deep house, Dirty Techno and
Squealing Acid.
Mayhem created by: Jack Buser (BFamily Records), Joe
Encarcion (BFamily Records, Samurai Sound System) DJ
Babby Daddy (BFamily Records, ghettoblasta.net), Joy!
(Bruinslair, Rhythm Society), Polar Bear (Bruinslair,
Rhythm Society). As always, the first one is free.
Sublounge-628 20th Street @ 3rd.
FREE, 21+, 10PM-2AM

*************SATURDAY OCT 2nd*************

LOVE PARADE (www.loveparadesf.org)
The Mog will be in parade, as will Martha & the
Ponies. We will all be at the after parade gathering
as well, with all your favorite Space Cowboy DJs and a
special performance by Kid Beyond (www.kidbeyond.com)!
Parade starts 2PM @ Mission & Beale Streets and ends
on Terry Francois Blvd, and there will be a
post-parade party @ Terry Francois Blvd until 9PM. 

SEISMIC PRESENTS: AFTER THE LOVE
Continuing into the night we head over to Mighty, Mog
crew in tow, to rock it even MORE. Inside the line up
includes US premier of UK breaks DJ FRIENDLY, as well
as two rooms of our friends Murphstar, Benchun, Nick
Allen, Samira from SisterSF, Kid Beyond, Shissla,
Brett Pinkin and more.
Advance tickets available:
http://seismicsf.org/events/after/
Mighty - 119 Utah @ 15th
$15 before midnight
$20 after
21+, after the after parade party - 4AM, Unimog &
Space Cowboys front & 
center

*************FRIDAY OCT 8th*************

VISION PRESENTS: SAMURAI VISION
Heeeeeyaaaaa, whooooaaaaaa, yaaaa!  This October the
ninjas at Samurai Soundsystem are taking over the
decks at Il Pirata. Guest DJs Benchun and Joe
Encarnacion (www.samuraisoundsystem.com) show us their
wikkid kung-fu in badass booty breaks. The usual
suspects, Okeanos slithering silky visuals down your
optic nerve. Resident DJs rrrus and Brad Robinson
serving steamy chunks of house.
Il Pirata - 2007 16th St @ Utah
$5 
every second Friday, now in our 5th year -
www.visioncrew.org
	
*************SUNDAY OCT 10th*************

BURNING MAN DECOMPRESSION
Can you believe it!? 2 Mog sitings, only a week apart!
Of course there's no way we're missing our annual
appearance at Heat in the Street. Of course you're not
either. See you there. 
Noon to midnight. Look for us at the end of Indiana
Street. We'll be the ones rocking out LOUD!
more info:
http://www.burningman.com/blackrockcity_yearround/special_events/decompression/decom2004.html


#### COMING UP IN NOVEMBER ####

Nov. 6, Saturday: 8ball plays an art reception at
Roshambo Winery & Gallery in Healdsburg, CA.
www.roshambowinery.com... More info to come.

Nov. 12, Friday: So for the last (shit I don't know
how many but it's a lot) years we've done this New
Year's Day party called BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. Some
of you may have heard of it. Some of you may even
remember it. Lee Coombs did; he was one of our
favorite guest DJs, and he rang in several of our New
Year's with his grimy acid house beats. It's been a
while since his album FUTURE SOUND OF RETRO, and now
finally he's got a new one. What does he go and call
it? BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! As you can imagine we're
all quite pleased at the impression we apparently made
on the lad. And who better to help throw the record
release party? Expect guest DJs from BoC's past, all
your favorite Space Cowboy DJs, and LEE FUCKIN COOMBS
hisself (www.leecoombs.com)!
We want to see everyone at this party, so we're going
to add several reams of paper to the guestlist to make
sure everyone gets in. More info to come.   



		
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